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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, "No Health Insurance".
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank".
The nun asked "Do you have a relative who can help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The paitient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!"